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Castle Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of castle jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I respect the guy who drives his Blue BMW through the White Castle drive thru.
It's like he's saying: "I'm better than youbut not by much."
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#2
When I die, I want my decaying carcass to be loaded into a
giant slingshot and flung into a rich kids bouncy castle.
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#3
[bankruptcy court] JUDGE: *rubbing bridge of nose* Says here you bought 1000 bouncy castles?
ME: *lips on mic* For my kingdom, Your Honor
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#4
[pulls up after first date] Me: well, this is my place Her: a bouncy house?
Me: you expected a bouncy castle? IM SORRY "YOUR MAJESTY."
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#5
What's grey and can't swim?
A castle
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#6
[meeting at round table] "King Arthur, if I may?" "Go ahead." "Castles
but bouncier." "Bouncy castles?" "But you gotta take your shoes off."
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#7
My grandfather got new pants the other day.
I asked him how they fit... He said "Like a cheap castle." Seeing the confused look on my face, he elaborated, saying, "No ball room."
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#8
What do you call a horny Egyptian king that ate at White Castle?
Toot-N-Cummin!
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#9
My grandmother got my grandfather new pants and I asked him how they fit.
He said, "Like a cheap castle." I said I was confused. He then explained, "No ballroom."
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#10
Wife: Why is there a bouncy castle in the garden?
Me out of breath with no shoes on: I'm not sure.
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#11
Wanted to buy a 17th century European
castle but I'm baroque.
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#12
So my girlfriend told me to treat her like a princess.
So I put her in a castle and sent some Italian plummer to find her.
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#13
Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?
Because the princess was always on another Castle.
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#14
Being an adult is mostly just wondering if the stuff in the dishwasher
is dirty or clean while eating soup out of a sand castle bucket.
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#15
Why is Paula Deen's restaurant called "Paula Deen's Kitchen"?
Because the name "White Castle" was already taken
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#16
What do you call a security guard in a jumping castle?
A Bouncer
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#17
If you watch the Game of Thrones backwards a family overcomes near death
experiences to reunite happily in a castle (plus dragons shrink).
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#18
This must be the 8th castle because
I just found my princess.
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#19
You hate it "No I just didn't think we'd spend our anniversary
here" *pssss* "What was that?!" The bouncy castle is deflating
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#20
I built a castle, but it turned out bad
I guess I didn't put in much ef-fort
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