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#1
9 out of 10 Chinese Doctor Have Cataracts...
the 10th drives a Rincoln
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#2
Did you know...
...95% of Chinese have Cataracts and the other 5% drive Rincolns.
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#3
Have you heard like 50% of Chinese people have cataracts?
Yeah, I guess the other 50% drive "rincoln towncah".
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#4
in japan 2/3 population hava cataracts
the other 1/3 have rincon continental
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#5
What is the most common cause of feline blindness?
Cataracts
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#6
50% of Asians have cataracts.
The other 50% drive rinkins.
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#7
Did you know 80% of chinese have cataracts?
The other 20% drive Rincolns.
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#8
Did you know that 50% of asian businessmen have cataracts?
The other half have BMW's.
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#9
An asian man goes to the eye doctor...
Doctor: "Sir you have cataracts." Asian man: "No I drive a honda."
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#10
An elderly Asian man goes to the eye doctor The doctor takes one look at his eyes and says "Sir, I think you have cataracts".
To which his patient replies "No i don't, i drive a rincoln rontinental".
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#11
Did you know 50% of Asians in America have cataracts?
The other half drive Lincolns
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#12
What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?
-Hurricanes with cataracts
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#13
a study shows that 40% of Japanese people have cataracts.
the other 60% have Mitsubishi's edit: Mitsubishi to be said in best racist Japanese accent
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#14
i just read this article...did you know 50% of asian business men have cataracts...
the other half drive rincoln towncars
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#15
Today at work a patient told me he had pyramid shaped
cataracts in his eyes He was an old Giza
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#16
I just learned that half of Asian-Americans have cataracts.
The other half drive a Rincoln.
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#17
2% of Japanese have cataracts...
The rest drive Toyota and Nissan.
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#18
I used to date a girl with cataracts Things were
going great until one day she stopped seeing me.
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#19
Half of Chinese men have cataracts...
The other half drive Lincolns.
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#20
Did you know that 50% of the Chinese have cataracts?
The rest drive rincolns.
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