What Are Catching Jokes?
Catching Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of catching jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[phone] WIFE: Where the hell are u?
ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there
#2
I'd like to thank the floor, for always
catching me when I'm falling down.
#3
"Well that can't be right." - dogs watching
us catching balls with our hands
#4
I like long, romantic walks away from women
that try catching the bouquet at weddings
#5
I know why all those Galaxy Note Sevens keep catching fire!
My mix tape comes pre-installed on them.
#6
*wife walks in* *sees cheese balls everywhere* *shakes head* "what?
8 won't get better at catching food in his mouth if we don't practice"
#7
I misread a headline today as "the stealthy face a tax increase"
and thought good luck catching those ninjas, Obama!
#8
What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?
Both give you a good chance of catching something
#9
A police body camera is like Pokemon GO for catching criminals
Mostly because it never seems to work properly
#10
the worst part of this guy catching me masturbating to a Highlights magazine
is looking him in the eye for an hour while he cleans my teeth.
#11
Wash the alligator clips with rubbing alcohol during flu season
Protect yourself from catching a terminal illness.
#12
Worst things about mid 40's: 1.
Catching a view of yourself naked in the mirror. 2. Crying too hard to complete this list.
#13
cop pulls me over 2nite.
comes 2 my window n asks, Cop: "do you know y i pulled u over?" Me: "because Batman is catching all the criminals"
#14
So I was catching up with Pacquiao and Mayweather the other day..
Mayweather turns to me and says "Boxer? I barely know her!"
#15
So I tried catching some fog today...
I mist.
#16
What are french journalists good at catching?
Bullets.
#17
Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away anything, EVER.
I smuggle out broken crayons like a mexican drug lord.
#18
Catching Criminals
by Hans Upp
#19
"I'm sorry I could never do that for you," said the cat sulking away
after catching me on the internet looking at pics of cats in space.
#20
Why don't hypochondriacs...
Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters? They're afraid of catching fire!
Why People Enjoy Catching Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and catching jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love catching jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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