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#1
Why don't catholics wear condoms?
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
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#2
How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.
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#3
Why are Catholics the worst drivers?
They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).
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#4
What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?
They're both Catholics.
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#5
How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?
CATHOLICS: 18
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#6
I don't know why everyone dislikes catholics...
They are putting so much into the youth.
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#7
What do Catholics priests and Justin Beiber have in common?
They're both fucking immature arseholes.
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#8
I believe the Pope did what all Catholics are told to do.
Pull out early.
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#9
You know you're watching Star Wars with Catholics when every time you
hear "May the Force be with you," you hear, "And also with you."
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#10
Do you know how many 3rd party sects the catholic church is protecting?
None, catholics aren't allowed to have protected sects.
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#11
How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?
CHANGE?!
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#12
What do you call Catholics who marry Jews?
Cashews!
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#13
What do you usually find with four Catholics?
A fifth.
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#14
If Catholics are in a demonstration...
... Are they Protestants?
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#15
When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?
When the choir boys have diarrhea.
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#16
All these mass shootings make me think...
... People must really hate Catholics right now
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#17
How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?
Nun
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#18
Protestants sing every verse to every hymn.
Catholics know this. We think about it when we get to the bakery 20 minutes ahead of you.
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#19
What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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#20
What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?
Protestants have sects.
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