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Cds Jokes

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Cds Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cds jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I bought ones of those cds that teach you Spanish in your sleep.
Sometime in the night it started skipping, now I can only stutter in Spanish.
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#2
Knock knock Who's there?
You want two CDs You want two CDs who? You want to see deez nutz?
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#3
BREAKING NEWS: Wall-Mart is now selling Justin Bieber CDs in the Garden Center.
Right next to the Pansies.
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#4
I was going to buy some classical music CDs...
But I was too baroque.
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#5
KFC CD Our local KFC was giving away CDs today, 'the Best of KFC'.
Wasn't expecting much but it's finger clicking good!
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#6
Do you like tapes and CDs?
Other person: Yes Me: Good, so I can tape my dick to your forehead so you can see these nuts.
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#7
My band is so indie we don't even record together.
You have to buy 4 separate cds and play them at the same time.
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#8
How do you feel about tapes and cds?
Well you're gonna love it when I tape my dick to your forehead so you can see dees nuts on your face.
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#9
*walks into Best Buy* *points to CDs*
"May I have 4 sound bagels please"
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#10
Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?
In Iraq.
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#11
I was going to buy some classical CDs...
But it turns out I'm baroque.
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#12
My mom threw away all my Linkin Park CDs and kicked me out of the house.
But in the end it doesn't even matter.
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#13
Do you like tapes and CDs?
If yes, can I tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts?
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#14
Pour motor oil over a stack of CDs.
Ta-da! Robot pancakes.
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#15
Do you like tapes and CDs?
(Only open if yes) (or not I don't Carr) Yea? Tape this dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts
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#16
All my CDs are in my ex's car.
I'd get them, but I don't want to face her. Plus I don't have the equipment for diving to the bottom of the river.
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#17
I decided to stop buying CDs and MP3s and start buying only vintage records.
And that's vinyl.
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#18
Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs?
In Iraq
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#19
Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?
Because his mixtape was to die for...
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#20
I'm starting a company that will sell electronic storage devices and almonds.
I'm calling it "CDs Nuts"
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