What Are Celebrities Jokes?
Celebrities Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of celebrities jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Any celebrities who are thinking of dying soon, please befriend me
so I can relate a moving and humorous anecdote when you pass.
#2
So there were a lot of celebrities at the DNC including Alicia Keys and Katy Perry.
Hillary was excited because they are on her iPod. Bill was excited because they were on his to-do list.
#3
"I know you!
You were one of the bad guys in Titanic!" I yelled at the ocean, who ignored me like most celebrities.
#4
Two things I hate: 1) People who form negative opinions of celebrities based only on what they see or hear on TV.
2) Justin Bieber.
#5
If you watch 2016 backwards, it's a heartwarming story of how celebrities
can come back to life just by trending on the Internet.
#6
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine
having the blood of Beyonce running through your veins
#7
I wish celebrities would let us know if they
have the greatest fans in the world.
#8
Why aren't Jewish Youtube celebrities's work viewed at night?
Because they're stars-of-day-vids.
#9
What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?
Star wars.
#10
I know it's "cool" to make fun of celebrities, but the Bieber jokes need to stop.
That's somebody's daughter.
#11
They say celebrities die in threes...
Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in the fourth for free.
#12
There once was a Little Girl named Sue...
She likes a lot of celebrities. But, every person she idolises commits suicide. Because they're Sue's idols! Hahaha?
#13
I was thinking of hosting a gathering of celebrities where we make harsh jokes about honoree JLO's backside.
Think of it as a rump roast.
#14
Dear media: There's nothing shocking about celebrities going topless, getting drunk, or falling over.
nnLet me know when they read a book.
#15
It's crazy to see how much worse celebrities looked "before
they were famous" and then realize that's how you look.
#16
I love timelines that are 100% unanswered tweets @ celebrities.
It's like reading letters to Santa.
#17
Claim to fame Celebrities walk on red carpet because they are famous.
I walk on toilet paper because I'm the shit!
#18
Wouldn't it be great if twitter had a roped off VIP section where
celebrities could keep their boring tweets to themselves?
#19
What do bees and celebrities have in common?
They're both dying at an alarming rate.
#20
Hang in there Dave At the rate that all the celebrities are dying let's
hope Dave doesn't die before the years up, it'd be devastating
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