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Cells Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cells jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The Online Biology Class I almost got expelled in an Online Biology crash course earlier.
They asked me what the major constituent of cells are. Turns out, "black people" is NOT a good answer.
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#2
How do a neckbeard's cells divide?
by m'tosis
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#3
I think that's enough coffee.
I can hear my cells dividing.
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#4
Why will people click on any link with sperm or eggs in the headline?
Hey, sex cells.
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#5
Why are gametes best suited to advertising careers?
Because sex cells.
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#6
What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?
Mitosis
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#7
Why are Gametes good at marketing?
Sex cells!
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#8
What do whiteblood cells and Trump have in common?
They hate foreigners.
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#9
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
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#10
So my biology teacher asked me what are in cells...
I said "black people" and somehow that wasn't right
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#11
Two red blood cells met and fell in love.
But alas, it was in vein.
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#12
Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows?
A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits.
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#13
Shouldn't brothels be called "hoe-tels"?
I apologise for any loss of brain cells caused by this joke...
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#14
A BLONDE'S BRAIN Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
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#15
Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?
Because they had no bars on their cells!
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#16
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.
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#17
In biology they ask us what we find in cells Apparently black people wasn't the right answer.
I'll see myself out.
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#18
What do you call the iron-stealing, oxygen-depleting metalloproteins that lurk in the red blood cells of all vertebrates?
Hemogoblins.
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#19
I miss lost brain cells the most when I can't find my car keys.
Also, my car.
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#20
What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?
A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.
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