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Cervix Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cervix jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I tripped over the dog a second ago and am hurting a little.Web md has it narrowed down to a sprained uterus or a dislocated cervix.
So..
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#2
I went to a placenta party the other day...
the cervix was terrible.
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#3
[gynecologist making small talk during an exam] DOCTOR: So you're in the military?
HER: Yes DOCTOR: Well thank you for your cervix
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#4
I knew a bar where a bunch of OBGYN's would frequent.
Their favorite night to go was Wednesday because it was Cervix Industry Night.
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#5
My doctor said my cervix is perfect.
I'm still blushing.
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#6
Know what her cervix and a plate glass patio door have in common
They both make her eyes light up when you run into them.
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#7
What do you call a vagina that talks back to you?
An answering cervix
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#8
Stripper joke (NSFW?) A man walks into a strip club and immediately gets some action from a stripper.
He walks out, satisfied, and says, "Wow, what great cervix!"
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#9
During pelvic exam: Dr.: Your cervix is very high.
Me: OMG, weed affects your cervix too?!
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#10
What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?
At your cervix, m'lady
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#11
OB-GYN My uncle is a very accomplished OB-GYN.
He is also incredibly humble, when asked what he does for a living, he casually responds, 'I'm in the cervix industry. '
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#12
The doctor told my wife her cervix is still really hard last night.
How would the doctor know that without sticking her whole hand......omg
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#13
Sex is so much more with a big penis .
. . With a small penis, you're barely scratching the cervix.
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#14
What did the cervix say when the penis asked about the sex party?
If you're in, hymen!
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#15
"At your cervix, m'lady" - me
as an OBGYN and also just me
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