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#1
What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?
Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!
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#2
How do you tell how rich a black man is.
By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is? By how many slaves he has.
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#3
What do blacks and bikes have in common?
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
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#4
What's the difference between black people amd snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
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#5
ME: "Trick or bear?" NEIGHBOR: "Bear?" ME: "HE HAS CHOSEN
THE BEAR!" [distant roar and sounds of clanking chains]
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#6
Rihanna says, "chains & whips excite me." I
doubt her ancestors felt the same way...
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#7
95% of the men's fashion budget on 'American Idol'
goes to leather cuff bracelets and wallet chains.
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#8
People with little chains that go from a nose piercing to
an earring probably just got sick of losing their ears.
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#9
Why do Italians wear gold chains?
So they know where to stop shaving.
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#10
Why did Mr.
T reject Socialism? Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
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#11
Why do Italian men wear gold chains?
So they know where to stop shaving.
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#12
What's the difference between snow tires and black people?
The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.
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#13
What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
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#14
I bring my own pen into the bank because I don't need any
god dammed chains telling me where I can and cannot write
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#15
*wakes at 3am* *sits in dark* *jingles chains & scratches walls* *waits
for everyone to be so creeped out they can't sleep & we open gifts*
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#16
Oh, you're a fan of The Chainsmokers?
Name 3 chains they've smoked
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#17
A set of gold chains would be a great retirement gift..
For a really good slave.
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#18
Whats the difference between a black guy and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it.
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#19
Well son, your mom was the prettiest lady at that entire Gathering of the
Juggalos, and I would've traded THREE wallet chains to be with her
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#20
I blow, but I don't swallow.
I whip, but don't do chains. Some watch me and feel proud, while others feel ashamed. What am I? I am a flag.
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