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Chauffeur Jokes

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What Are Chauffeur Jokes?

Chauffeur Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of chauffeur jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?
A chauffeur.
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#2
My friend got a nice new ride, but no one wants to drive him around
in it Now he's got all that car and nothing to chauffeur it.
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#3
Why was the old Jewish woman afraid her chauffeur got her pregnant?
Because they schlepped together.
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#4
I had to fire my driver today So now I have all
this money, and nothing to chauffeur it.
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#5
I really want to drive private or hired cars.
But I don't have anything to chauffeur it.
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#6
OC: What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?
They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)
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#7
Did you hear about the guy who blew his entire lottery winnings on a limousine?
He had nothing left to chauffeur it.
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#8
What did the chauffeur say to the newlyweds as they passed the last rest stop?
Speak now, or forever hold your piss.
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#9
Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?
Because they're good at picking their drivers.
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#10
Relationship status: My wife calls me her
chauffeur because I drive her nuts...
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#11
fire the chauffeur!
Wife: "I'm gonna fire our chauffeur!!! He's such a pathetic driver, this is the third time he almost got me killed...." Husband: "Dear, lets give him another chance."
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#12
What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?
Korea driven.
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