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#1
What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?
Check, mate!
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#2
A photon...
Checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage to which the photon replies, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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#3
Hey check out this new candle I got.
-Sweet. What flavor is it? I think you mean 'what scent is it?' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What?
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#4
What if horses rode horses?
And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses? Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!
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#5
I think it's sweet that teens text "U up?" really late at night to
check that their friends are getting to bed at a reasonable hour
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#6
The NFL was considering issuing small bats to the referees to "knock" the balls used for the Super Bowl to check for proper inflation...
but then they realized that was queer.
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#7
[First Date] Me: I can't believe we're on a date!
It's not cause my fathers rich is it? Him: No. He's very handsome too Me: CHECK PLEASE
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#8
It's fun to watch a waitress flirt with my husband for an entire meal,
then see that look of betrayal as I take the check from her hand.
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#9
Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?
To the river bank!
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#10
I hate ramen noodles.
*Checks bank account balance* I love ramen noodles!
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#11
What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
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#12
[CREATING GROUNDHOGS] GOD: a rat dog ANGEL: check GOD: that whispers to white people ANGEL: what?
GOD: about the weather ANGEL:
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#13
Did you hear about the new emo website?
Check it out it's www.emo.com/wrists
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#14
"Excuse me miss, can I have the time?
I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you."
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#15
Hi.
Everyone. I created a subreddit for topical news jokes. If you like Colbert, Letterman and Leno's opening monologues, come check it out. /r/newsjokes
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#16
My parents haven't called with a computer problem in 48 hours.
I'm sending my brother over there to check on them.
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#17
"this has never happened before" is that a yes or no?
"let me check" [talks into radio] "steve can we let a dog on the rollercoaster?"
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#18
*goes to watch youtube vid* BUFFER well okay *lifts weights* *checks
again* BUFFER *does steroids* BUFFER "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME"
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#19
If I'm found dead in the bathtub clutching a toaster,
check for Pop-Tarts before jumping to conclusions.
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#20
I was at the ATM, and this old lady asked me to
help check her balance, So I pushed her over.
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