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Checking Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of checking jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
"Awww look my boyfriend left his Facebook open, I'm going to
log him off without checking his inbox." Said no woman ever
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#2
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time caddy.
It's distracting!" Caddy: "This isn't a watch sir its a compass!"
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#3
Only in SF: people checking into
the riot on Foursquare.
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#4
Showing your love used to be buying them flowers or writing a poem.
Now it's just looking at them for 5 minutes without checking your phone.
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#5
I'm a bit worried.
I was checking my testicles this morning, and I noticed that one of them... ...is considerably larger than the other two.
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#6
[wife checking on me and the kids] Hello "I called the house, you didn't answer." I went out.
"Ok. Well how have they been?" How's who been?
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#7
I was at a checkup..
And the doctor said i need to stop masturbating "Why?" "Because I'm checking you."
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#8
Checking my lotto numbers makes me forget everything I know about probability,
and gives me a temporary belief in the power of prayer.
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#9
In hindsight, we shouldn't have given
the cat her own checking account.
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#10
One time I was checking out this really hot girl and she
paid me for it because I was a grocery store cashier.
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#11
I know you're not supposed to question doctors, but it's weird
how my dentist keeps insisting on checking my prostate.
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#12
Behind every great woman is
a man checking out her ass.
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#13
Any good jokes involving an Armadillo, a banana and a grandmother?
Just checking how creative the Humorists in Reddit are.
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#14
Got caught checking out another woman?
Turn to your woman and say "Did you see how ugly that girl's hair was?"
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#15
Volunteer me to do something without checking with me first
so I know whose mailbox to leave the dead squirrel in.
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#16
*checking out of Hotel California* You can check-out any time you like "Okay yes, now" But you can never leave!
"Ugh where's your manager"
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#17
Sitting with Grandma at the hospital.
She noticed me checking my watch and said, "Go on Dummy. I know brunch is almost over at the tit bar."
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#18
Just saw a guy checking out my wife.
Good luck buddy. I'm married to her and I don't even have a chance.
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#19
As I was checking into the hotel I asked, 'Is the porn channel
disabled?' The girl at the desk said, 'No, you sick bastard'.
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#20
I was checking into a hotel
the other week.....
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Checking Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and checking jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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