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Checkup Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of checkup jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
No matter which doctor I go to for a general checkup, they all hit me on the knee.
I think they get a kick out of it.
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#2
If you drop your pants for a "surprise checkup" and hear your doctor's
belt buckle hit the floor, you should probably head for the hills
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#3
I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup.
She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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#4
A man goes to a new doctor for a checkup upon which the doctor discovers he has five penises.
The doctor says, That's unbelievable, how do your pants fit! The man says "Like a glove."
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#5
I was getting a checkup from my doctor this morning He said "Now son, you gotta stop masterbating!"
I said in shock " what?" He replied "Well At least until I finish your God damn exam!!"
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#6
I went to the Doctor for a checkup, and he started shoving toy horses
up my ass He looked up and told me my condition was 'stable'
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#7
A guy goes to the doctor for his annual checkup, and the doctor says, "You need to stop masturbating." "Why?" the man asks.
The doctor replies, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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#8
I was at a checkup..
And the doctor said i need to stop masturbating "Why?" "Because I'm checking you."
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#9
I went to the doctor for a checkup.
A friend asked "Which doctor?" I replied "No, a medical one."
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#10
I went to the Doctors today for a checkup He told me that I had one of the best digestive systems he'd ever seen.
So today I'm celebrating superb bowel sunday.
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#11
A woman walks into a hospital...
for a routine checkup on her pregnancy. The nurse looks at her file and says "Oh! Twins! Were they spontaneous?" The woman replies "No, we had sex first."
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#12
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away Though if you don't
go see your doctor regularly for checkups, you're bananas!
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#13
At my last checkup the doctor said he needed a urine sample, a semen sample and a stool sample ...
... I said " Doc, I can speed this along - I'll just leave you my underwear !"
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#14
Protip: Never take your wife with you to your annual checkup.
She will tell the doctor way too much about you.
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#15
The doctors found a malignant tumor at my checkup the other day...
It's really starting to grow on me
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#16
Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?
The Dock!
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#17
A man goes in to the doctor's for a checkup...
The doctor says "Let's get started, shall we? Why don't you take your clothes off and put them over there... Next to mine."
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#18
[getting a checkup] DOCTOR: On average, how much alcohol do you drink in a day?
ME: *sweating* NO ONE SAID THERE WOULD BE ANY MATH
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#19
Are the Nazis who fought in WWII veteran-Aryans?
And can I bring my dog to them for a checkup?
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#20
Went in for my checkup yesterday.
Hernia & prostate exams are really uncomfortable, but he's a great dentist so I let it go.
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