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What Are Chickens Jokes?

Chickens Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of chickens jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?
Two chickens and a goat.
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#2
An old lady at the gym told me her dad married her mom because she could catch chickens....
Pretty sure she had a pretty firm grip on something else too....
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#3
How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Who gives a cluck? (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible?)
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#4
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the greatest composer was all they would say is "mmmmmm... Bach Bach Bach"!
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#5
If apples grow on an apple tree, where do chickens grow?
A poultry
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#6
Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water?
He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.
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#7
What do you call porn with thailandese chickens?
Hentai. (Hen Thai)
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#8
KFC is a shelter for
battered chickens
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#9
2 chickens walk into a chickenfarm The one chicken says to the other: "tock,
tock, tock, tock, tock." The other one respones: "Are you tocking to me?"
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#10
I'd like the chicken-fried steak, please." Uh lemme get back to you *runs
to kitchen* YO WE GOT ANY CHICKENS THAT KNOW HOW TO FRY A STEAK
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#11
Why did Trump refuse the debate with Bernie?
Because chickens tend to run from people with a last name of Sanders.
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#12
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
Because they kept saying "BACH BACH BACH"
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#13
My friend just brought home five new chickens for her chicken coop, and asked for suggestions for naming them...
I suggested "breakfast, lunch, dinner, brunch and supper..."
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#14
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
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#15
I recommend you chickens learn to talk.
Nobody ever said let's go get a bucket of parrot.
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#16
Which day do chickens fear most?
Fryday.
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#17
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?
Chick to chick !
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#18
There are thirty cows and twenty eight chickens.
How many didn't? Ten of them.
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#19
Two blondes meet at a busy chicken market A: If I can guess how many chickens you have in that bag, can I have one?
B: You can have both A: Three
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#20
How many feet do 2 black
chickens have?
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