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Choir Jokes

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Choir Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of choir jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?
Of chorus.
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#2
I believe hell approves of this joke How do you circumcise a catholic priest?
Kick the choir boy in the chin.
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#3
Why can't priests have children?
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
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#4
What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?
A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans
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#5
Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?
All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."
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#6
What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?
"I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.
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#7
Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?
Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.
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#8
What's the difference between a skilled magician and a women's choir?
Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...
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#9
[wife gets in the car after talking with the priest] "What did the priest
have to say?" "He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."
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#10
Part of our choir got kidnapped last week!
Two guys just got arrested for grand theft alto.
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#11
What game do you play with a gospel choir?
Where's Whitey?
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#12
High school prepares you for real life!
For example, show choir taught me how to put on eyeliner and lip liner in a car on the freeway
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#13
I asked my mom why she forced me to go to to singing lessons
as a kid She said singing is a skill I need to a choir.
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#14
I asked my mom why I had to go to singing lessons.
She told me it was a skill I needed to a choir.
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#15
How did the blind priest find the choir boys?
Satisfying.
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#16
A choir director addresses her students Choir Director: I have your audition piece in three different keys.
Student: Does that mean you can open three different locks?
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#17
How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?
A humdred !
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#18
How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?
No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.
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#19
When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?
When the choir boys have diarrhea.
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#20
Why did the gay choir boy die?
He choked on his last hymn.
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