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#1
They say choose a major you love and you'll never work a day in your life...
because that field probably isn't hiring.
#2
Why can't Rabbis eat pork and Priests can't have sex?
Because the Rabbis got to choose first.
#3
What do choosy moms choose?
abortion.
#4
What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?" "A choice" is a decision you make.
"To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.
#5
ME: The Wizard told me to choose between a good memory and a big dick GIRL : Wow..
Which did you pick? ME: I can't remember.
#6
I completely understand parents who choose not to vaccinate their children...
...because they all got vaccinated as children, and obviously turned out retarded.
#7
Making light humour Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
#8
My coworker has inspirational quotes up in her cubicle and one of them
says "choose your destiny" so I guess she plays Mortal Kombat too.
#9
What's the difference between the US Election and sex?
In sex it's fun to choose between a cunt and an asshole.
#10
I wonder if people in 3rd world countries know that we
can choose between crushed and regular ice cubes.
#11
I find giving things a thumbs down is a very negative response.
I choose to be positive and give things the middle finger up.
#12
I love "Choose your own adventures" because my two
favorite things are reading and blaming myself.
#13
Dad, I'm not high I swear!
says a kid to his dad, to which the dad replies: "Five minutes ago, you threw your hamster through the window screaming "Pikachu, I choose you!""
#14
How many dicks can Kim Jong-Un suck at once?
He chooses to keeps that information secret.
#15
If you could choose between having a light saber or saving a child.....
Which color light saber would you choose?
#16
Next on a SPOOKY Friends: Ross invites new girl to Halloween party but Rachel shows up!
WITCH one will he choose? Phoebe dies of dysentery.
#17
My urologist is weird.
I peed in a cup. He drank it and said, "You're fine." Then he paid me. Don't choose a doctor from Craigslist.
#18
"We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy...
...but because it is cheesy."
#19
Tinder announced a new feature this week which gives users 37 gender options to choose
from And it's now easier than ever to avoid matching with the mentally unstable
#20
Temples are free to enter but still empty.
Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace &choose; to pay for self destruction
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