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Chopsticks Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of chopsticks jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I eat my Chinese food just like any other American,
with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time.
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#2
If chopsticks were really better than a fork...
...wouldn't we be digging ditches with pool cues?
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#3
Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks.
"You guys look like dumb idiots lol" says one Chinese guy
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#4
"Go left at the chopsticks in the
road" - Chinese directions
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#5
The thing that makes learning how to use chopsticks so difficult
is that the longer you use them, the soggier your cereal gets.
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#6
I went for sushi with Luke Skywalker and he was struggling with chopsticks...
"Use the fork, Luke!" I said.
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#7
Why did the blind man use chopsticks?
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
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#8
Calm down, white people expertly wielding
chopsticks to eat pad thai.
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#9
What do Chinese lumberjacks do?
Chopsticks
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#10
Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant.
Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, "Use the forks, Luke."
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#11
I tried to teach my grandma how to eat noodles with
chopsticks She accidentally made a sweater.
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#12
HIM: If you're upset that people think you're weird, have you tried being less weird?
ME: [eating ice cream with chopsticks] Yes.
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#13
A man says, " It's raining cats and dogs!" The Chinese man
comes out of his house with his chopsticks immediately...
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#14
An 80's style montage of me and a dog learning to use
chopsticks, and the dog progressing marginally faster
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#15
Is it racist that I only use chopsticks when eating Asian food?
I'm never like, "Time for pancakes! Where are my chopsticks?"
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#16
date: [breaks 3 minute silence] "you dont have to use the chopsticks
just to impress me" me: [trying to pick up my beer] "i can do it"
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#17
Hey lady I have bad news for you someone thought your
hair was noodles and left their chopsticks in it.
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