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Christ Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of christ jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
So many people have a messiah complex these days....
I'm like "Jesus Christ!"
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#2
The Passion of the Christ 2: Jesus in Space He conquered the sins
of the world, but can he conquer the sins of the galaxy?
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#3
"So, doctor, do I have cancer or not?" "Oh Jesus Christ, holy
shit, tons of it," said the doctor to Martin Shkreli.
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#4
Jesus Christ..
...
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#5
Catholic Priests are taking one for the team...
They're touching children, for Christ's sake...
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#6
*logs on* jesus christ
*logs off*
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#7
Jesus Christ, superstar He dresses
like a woman and he wears a bra!
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#8
When the priest says "Body of Christ" I say "Thanks, I've been
working out." Then I grab the cracker and run back to my seat.
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#9
"A car I've never seen before just parked outside.
We're gonna die CAN YOU HEAR ME Jesus Christ you're not listening to me I said..." - Dogs
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#10
Holy Communion: PRIEST:"This is the body of Christ.
Take it " ME:"Uum,can I instagram it first?" *We laughed & then I was excommunicated*
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#11
<at a baptism> *leans over* Me:What's the WiFi password?
Him:Jesus Christ, dude! Me:That makes sense....is it case sensitive?
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#12
Why is the blood of christ wine?
Because he drank religiously
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#13
"Hey, wanna hangout?" "Later." "Now?" "No, later" "How about
now?" "Jesus christ." -if Adobe Updater was your friend
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#14
*bursts into English convention* GRAB ALL THE STUFF YOU CAME WITH THE BUILDING'S ON FIRE *crickets* Christ.
THE STUFF WITH WHICH YOU CAME
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#15
What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
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#16
MOSES: Cool thinkpiece GOD: It's a list of commandments.
Not everything is a thinkpiece! Jesus Christ MOSES: Who? GOD: Oops, sorry. Spoilers
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#17
You know how I can prove Jesus wasn't black?
Because the body of Christ was a cracker!
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#18
Jesus Christ excrement unearthed in Isreal....
"Well, Holy Shit!"
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#19
What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?
[Lame Joke] Haploid
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#20
What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?
Haploid
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