What Are Cities Jokes?
Cities Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cities jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Q: What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?
A: Capital letters.
#2
What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?
They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.
#3
Black Lives Matter is protesting the Twin Cities Marathon...
...there must be a huge race issue in America
#4
If you visit a city, make sure you buy a T-shirt with that
cities name on it so people know you went to that city.
#5
What do you call the rapid growth of Indian cities?
Turbanisation
#6
I like most ancient cities...
But I Constantinople.
#7
What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?
He flips houses
#8
My favorite thing to do in cities is walk down busy sidewalks,
pass by people, and say into my phone "Target is on the move."
#9
If it wasn't for rap I probably wouldn't know the
area codes of most major metropolitan cities
#10
Did you hear Monica Lewinski is in town?
I saw her going down on Clinton! (most towns/cities have a Clinton St.)
#11
Traffic shut down in many US cities today
Have you ever seen a angry woman drive?
#12
It's like Batman didn't even care about
crime in the cities surrounding Gotham.
#13
What's the difference between a famous book by Dickens and a woman who buys fake boobs?
One is a Tale of Two Cities...
#14
If countries don't want revolutions, they should stop putting large public squares in the middle of their cities.
So stupid!
#15
There are 60 cities in China with populations over 1 million.
SIXTY. All they do is fuck.
#16
Just realized, We stare at screens, have fake farms, cities and animals and poke people.Think about it.
Facebook is a mental hospital and we're the patients.
#17
Do Chinese cities have
Americatowns?
#18
How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?
They hold a runoff election.
#19
Helping my kid memorize a list of cities
and accidentally wrote a Pitbull song.
#20
Anyway, I heard some "Norwegian black metal" today.
Let's just say there's a reason no one ever built cities on it...
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