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#1
A survey was held on what citizens of the United Kingdom thought of the new DOOM game...
The overwhelming response was "bloody hell"
#2
What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?
Arab spring
#3
Q: Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?
A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from /r/funny by request)
#4
I wonder if celebrity couples have a list of 5 average citizens each
of them are allowed to sleep with if they ever get the chance
#5
Why does Batman wear a mask?
Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis
#6
Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?
The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
#7
Branson My wife and I went to Branson, Missouri.
I think our hotel caters to senior citizens because it had a free incontinental breakfast.
#8
Why are Peruvians always deported?
Because they can't Peruve they're citizens
#9
Two guys from Michigan wake up in Hell.......
...and they go about there day, and live there daily lives as citizens of Hell, Michigan.
#10
I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven't had is North Korean food.
Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea.
#11
How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?
Depends
#12
Cinderella (2014) - A despotic prince with a foot fetish forces all
female citizens of his kingdom to undergo mandatory DNA testing.
#13
Secret agents asking citizens to please speak more clearly in all phone calls.
Also, cut the chitchat and get to the good stuff, they ask.
#14
Why does Batman wear a mask?
Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis.
#15
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean
to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
#16
Why was the Shire so shocked when Bilbo threw himself and Sam into Mt.
Doom? They were the first citizens they ever lost to a Mordor-suicide like that.
#17
The NSA isn't all that bad It's the only part of the
American government that listens to its citizens!
#18
Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?
The SALT talks!
#19
Breaking news: The world is running out of plastic.
Citizens everywhere say its because of Nicki Minaj's implants.
#20
Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?
Meh. They just aren't in' uit.
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