What Are Claims Jokes?
Claims Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of claims jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My ex wife claims I have "commitment issues" like I didn't just
wait in line for 30 minutes to get a hot dog at Costco.
#2
Hilary Clinton is trying to appear more normal by using the subway...
..., but Bernie Sanders claims she only uses it one tenth of one percent as much as he does.
#3
Just found $4 on the ground.
Well, more like $2.40 after my ex wife claims her share
#4
What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?
A marajuannabe.
#5
How do you know that Darth Vader isn't a black man underneath the mask?
He claims to be your father. Edit: it's just a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
#6
WIFE: Not your eyes!
You dont have to prove it anymore GUY WHO CLAIMS HE PUTS HOT SAUCE ON EVERYTHING: *thru tears* I made a commitment babe
#7
DC Comics to end production of Wonder Woman after DEA claims They stated the
movie would have attracted to many people to a strong form of Heroine.
#8
There aren't that many casinos in Africa.
Cause there are too many cheetahs. And if you meet one who claims he isn't a cheetah, he's probably lion to you.
#9
Tonight on My Strange Addition Man addicted to
brake fluid claims he can stop at any time
#10
What do you call a girl ant who claims she can see the future ....
.... clairvoyant
#11
What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?
A liar.
#12
Called one of those claims companies after my accident...
... Turns out you can't get any compensation if you shit yourself on the bus.
#13
My crazy neighbor claims she was robbed last night.
I know she is crazy because I found all her medication as I was breaking into her house.
#14
My girlfriend killed my cat She claims
that she is the only pussy I need.
#15
My girlfriend claims my puns don't make any sense.
She says they're un-BEAR-able.
#16
Trump is ordering an investigation into his own claims of voter fraud Can
he start with the frauds they keep putting in front of the voters?
#17
My neighbor claims to have a large collection of classic
arcade games but I think it's just a case of 1UPmanship.
#18
How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
#19
Old Navy claims their Whirly Skirt is "the most fun a girl can have
for $15." They obviously haven't been on a trip with me to Mexico.
#20
What do you call a disembodied nose?
Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.
Why People Enjoy Claims Jokes
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