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#1
My wife left me due to my obsession for classical music..
I hope she takes me Bach
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#2
What do you get when you cross a Classical German composer with an erupting volcano?
Baklava. (It came to me in a dream last night. I dunno man..)
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#3
What do you call a classical composer's butthole after a night of bad Mexican food?
Taco Bell's Cannon
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#4
Did you hear that the guys from "The Expendables" are doing a movie about classical composers?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has already signed up, and said "I'll be Bach."
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#5
I went to buy some classical music today...
But I forgot my Chopin Liszt.
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#6
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller?
When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"
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#7
Why do muslims love classical music?
It has lots of violins
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#8
i'd tel a joke about classical music But
you would'nt be able to handel it.
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#9
Im trying to get into classical music...
...but I cant find any original recordings. All the music is performed by cover bands.
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#10
A short one for classical musicians I once owned a frying pan that once belonged to the great Leopold Stokowski.
It was non-stick.
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#11
Arnold Schwarzenegger is actually a talented composer with a love for classical music!
His newest album is titled, "I'll Be Bach."
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#12
What type of classical music do chickens like best?
Bach.
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#13
I was going to buy some classical CDs...
But it turns out I'm baroque.
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#14
why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
classical conditioning.
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#15
What appears when you ask a genie for a classical composer?
A wish Liszt.
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#16
I was going to buy some classical music CDs...
But I was too baroque.
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#17
What's the difference between classical music and Barry white?
A lot when you are having a prostate exam.
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#18
if Trump played classical pianoa
Would he grab it by Debussy?
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#19
I brought a classical musician back from the past to prove that my time-machine works, but I can't find him.
He must be Haydn.
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#20
Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because classical conditioning!
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