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What Are Cleaner Jokes?

Cleaner Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cleaner jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn't suck...
it will be a vacuum cleaner.
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#2
The best kiss of my life was with a vacuum cleaner...
... it took my breath away.
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#3
I fucked a vacuum cleaner once...
It sucked
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#4
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
All it was doing was gathering dust.
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#5
What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?
Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michael_j_fox_shaken_not_stirred.gif
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#6
I've decided to get rid of my vacuum cleaner...
...because it's as old and overused as this joke.
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#7
What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?
The way they enter your house.
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#8
How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?
Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.
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#9
What's the difference between a lesbian and a vacuum cleaner?
One is great with a carpet, the other one sucks my dick.
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#10
I have invented a kitchen cleaner that kills 0.1% of bacteria.
I plan to sell the secret to Dettol.
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#11
My friend told me I don't understand irony.
Which is ironic, because we were in a dry cleaner at the time.
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#12
A zombie visits the Dry Cleaners.
He shuffles up to the assistant behind the counter, holds up his dirty underwear and says... "STAAAAINNNS! STAAAAINNNNS!"
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#13
You know what sucks?
Vacuum cleaners
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#14
Does anyone want to buy a vacuum cleaner?
Mine is just collecting dust at the moment.
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#15
Did you know Elvis once worked at a dry cleaners?
He specialized in treating denim. In particular, Elvis pressed Lees.
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#16
My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner the same way
I react when my wife says "We need to talk".
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#17
A blonde takes her dress into the dry cleaners...
On the way out the lady at the counter says "Come again!" The blonder replies "No, this time it's toothpaste you nosy bitch!"
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#18
Why do professional product reviewers like vacuum cleaners?
No matter how good or bad it is, they can truthfully say "it sucks."
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#19
"Good timing, Ke$ha" I say as her song starts playing
on the radio and I turn on the vacuum cleaner.
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#20
My dog acts like her entire family
was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
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Cleaner Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Cleaner Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and cleaner jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love cleaner jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Cleaner Jokes safe for all ages?
Most cleaner jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Cleaner Jokes?
cleaner jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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