What Are Clever Jokes?
Clever Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of clever jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
A clever person solves a problem.
A wise person avoids it. A stupid person makes it.
#2
What's musical and useful at the grocery store?
A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.
#3
Tom Brady is a clever mastermind He learned from another great American
hero named Tom and convinced Bill Belichick to whitewash his offenses.
#4
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.
We'll see about that. I heard this at work and thought it was clever. Enjoy
#5
What do you call a clever repost?
A riposte.
#6
Okay restaurants.
Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people.
#7
If you are brave, clever and skillful, go home.
You're drunk!
#8
Clever Commas If your Uncle Jack helped you get off an elephant,
would you help your uncle, jack off an elephant.
#9
What's the difference between clever and stupid ?
you can't wank yourself clever.
#10
I met a 14 year old girl on the internet.
She was clever, funny, flirty, and sexy. I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?!
#11
[The Twitter Breakdown of 2015] Angry mobs storm the streets, forcing
clever wordplay down the throats of unsuspecting, innocent bystanders
#12
I met a 14 year old girl on the internet...
She was clever, funny, flirty, and sexy. I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?
#13
Word meanings: Slut: A prostitute that doesn't charge.
Prostitute: A clever slut!
#14
What does an Australian chemist call is bro?
Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong
#15
Discovering a clever way to cut the character count of a tweet.
Th@.
#16
A boy was sent home from school for saying the C-word His mum said to the kid:
'that wasn't clever was it?' The boy replied 'no, it was cunt'
#17
Difference Between a Midget and STD?
Ones a clever runt...the other is a running cunt
#18
What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?
One is a group of cunning runts.
#19
Q: A word that defines "a quick, clever reply to an
insult or criticism." Sorry, this was "a riposte".
#20
I think that an XBox is the closest thing to a "box" that most gamers have ever seen.
Clever branding Microsoft.
Why People Enjoy Clever Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and clever jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love clever jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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