What Are Clitoris Jokes?
Clitoris Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of clitoris jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I object to female genital mutilation.
It is hard enough find a clitoris with having to scrabble through the skip bin behind a Somali mosque.
#2
What does a toilet, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common?
Men usually miss all three.
#3
What is a pirates favorite letter?
Most say the letter 'R' But a pirates first love is the mighty 'C' By the mighty 'C' I mean the clitoris YARRRRHHHHHhhh.....
#4
Honestly, guys, I think I've made the perfect woman this time.
She's made totally out of waffles. And her clitoris is on her forehead.
#5
Today is the anniversary of the discovery of Uranus!
Hershel was actually looking for the clitoris but found Uranus instead.
#6
What do you call a woman with no clitoris ?
What ever you want. She isn't going to come.
#7
I lost a Scrabble game today when my opponent played the word "Clitoris".
I was amazed at how fast he found it.
#8
Two dissectors are talking...
The first one says, "I dissected a women yesterday, who had a clitoris like a pickle". "Wow, that big !?", the second one replies. "No, that salty".
#9
Why is modern porn so awful?!
What is that clitoris drum-like slapping?! What do we teach our kids?!
#10
What do you call a woman with no clitoris?
It doesn't matter, she's not going to come.
#11
What's the similarity between a mobile phone and a clitoris?
Both turn on with the touch of a finger and every cunt's got one.
#12
Q: What do a clitoris an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss all three.
#13
What do you call that piece of flesh around the clitoris?
The woman.
#14
What do anniversaries, toilets and the clitoris have in common?
According to women, men usually miss all three.
#15
What do a clitoris,an anniversary and a toilet have in common???
Men usually miss all three.
#16
Why is it difficult to find the clitoris?
Because you have to go through a labiarinth.
#17
A woman walks into a library and says to the bloke behind the counter, "Have you got any books on
the female clitoris?" The bloke says, "Yes we have madame, but I don't know where they are."
#18
Success is like a clitoris.
I can't seem to find it.
#19
A kid asks his father a question.
"Dad where is the clitoris?" The Father responds with, "You should have asked me that last night, because I had the answer on the tip of my tongue."
#20
Do you know what "clitoris" is in French?
Me neither, but I had it on the tip of my tongue yesterday.
Why People Enjoy Clitoris Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and clitoris jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love clitoris jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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