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What Are Coke Jokes?

Coke Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of coke jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
my cat sounds so cute when he sneezes but i really wish he'd stop wasting the coke.
it's like goddamn amateur hour with him.
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#2
how do you make a conedian and a coke dealer hate you?
Steal their lines
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#3
When you order a Coke and are asked if Pepsi
is OK should be considered a hate crime.
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#4
When you unfollow me, I find your name on a Coke bottle, shake it up,
put it back on the shelf and whisper "suck it" under my breath.
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#5
I like my bourbon the way the Chinese like their women...
11 years old and mixed up with coke.
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#6
A graham cracker is just a white
dude selling coke in the ghetto.
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#7
Welcome home, half-empty bottle of diet coke.
Meet your family: Salad dressing, expired creamer & mysterious takeout container.
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#8
Coke is just cherry coke after
it's lost its virginity.
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#9
How does a crackhead lose weight?
Diet Coke.
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#10
I could probably kill this woman, serve my prison sentence, come back
here and buy my diet coke before she finishes writing her check.
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#11
What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
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#12
Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke.
Me Russian, Me got Krass, me put pee pee in your ass.
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#13
Religion is like stuffing dollar after dollar into a broken Coke
machine and having faith that some day it will work for you.
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#14
How is a coke whore like a comet?
They're both dirty snowballs.
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#15
What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage?
Supreme Liter Coke
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#16
"I'll have a rum and coke" Is pepsi ok?
"Sure whatever" *hands you a pepsi and coke*
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#17
ME: "I'll have a rum & coke." HIM: "I can't serve you." ME: "Because I'm too drunk?" HIM: "No.
'cause this is a hardware store."
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#18
When I was a kid I could go to a corner store with a $1 and get 2 cokes,
1 kitkat and a gum Nowadays there are CCTV cameras everywhere
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#19
Waiter: Is Pepsi okay?
Coke: everybody cares to ask about Pepsi. Nobody asks how I am *coke storms off angrily*
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#20
I have never seen a thin person
drinking Diet Coke.
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Coke Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and coke jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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