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What Are Cold Jokes?

Cold Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cold jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's cold and comes in April?
Her dad.
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#2
The cannibal arrived late to the dinner party.
He was given the cold shoulder.
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#3
It's so cold outside...
I brushed against a car in the parking lot and accidently keyed it with my nipple.
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#4
A song called "Baby It's Not *THAT* Cold Outside"
where I'm just trying to get the lady to leave
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#5
What happened to the cold jellyfish ?
It set !
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#6
I love animals, and I want to stop eating meat...
But I just can't quit cold turkey!
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#7
What do you call a cold North African?
A Brrbrr
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#8
It's going to be a cold day today in Motown......
Three Degrees, Four Tops.
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#9
Two tomatoes were sitting in a fridge...
One tomato says to the other: 'Ain't it cold?' And the other replies: 'HOOOOOLY SHIT, A SPEAKING TOMATO!!!'
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#10
That awesome moment when you flip your
pillow over to the cold side.
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#11
Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?
The waiter gave him the cold shoulder.
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#12
I like my coffee like I like my women...
Cold and bitter.
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#13
Eng: you should wear the leather's jacket...
Espan: ponte la chamarra de cuerro... Eng: so Leather died of the cold... Espan: y Cuerro murio de frio.
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#14
What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?
A little otter
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#15
If you get cold, just stand in a corner for a little bit.
They're usually 90 degrees.
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#16
I was planning on taking my little girls to the start of summer village fair today, but its raining, windy and cold so we decided not to go.
May weather won.
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#17
Wife: "Bad day?" Me: "Stupidhead boss treats me like a kid." Wife:
"Now now *pats head* eat your nuggets before they get cold."
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#18
What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?
"Land of Cold-Fusion".
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#19
I like my women how I like my microwaved food.
Hot as hell on the outside and cold as ice on the inside.
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#20
My cleaning lady always leaves me a list of supplies she needs to clean the house.
Not sure what she needs 20 boxes of cold medicine though
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and cold jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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