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#1
Your momma's so stupid...
...she asked what army Colonel Sanders was in.
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#2
Some say Obama is the biggest liar of all time..
I say, the person who chose the spelling of, "Colonel" is the biggest liar of all time
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#3
"Science HAS gone too far," I whisper, gazing out across the sea of boneless chickens slithering through the farmyard.
The Colonel laughs.
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#4
heres my To Do List - become the new kfc colonel, mess with
texas, invent a new animal just to piss off scientists
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#5
What's the difference between Colonel Custer and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians
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#6
Retired colonel talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear?
His grandson's teacher: No but I've been fishing in shorts.
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#7
Colonel Mustard.
In the kitchen. Eating soup. Calm down.
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#8
Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?
Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.
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#9
How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?
A coup.
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#10
Shouldn't Captain Crunch be Colonel Crunch by now?
Apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job.
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#11
What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?
Colonel, sir. ^ ^
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#12
What did the old Kentucky colonel say when he got his Viagra?
The south shall rise again!
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#13
If there is ever a corn army, I'll join it...
...and I'll be the colonel.
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#14
If Bernie gets elected we should give him an honorary military rank.
Colonel sounds right to me.
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#15
Yo mama is so fat that she is voting
for Sanders COLONEL SANDERS
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#16
What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?
*(Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.
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#17
The word resume has fireworks coming out of it to help with the pronunciation
yet we're left to fend for ourselves with colonel?
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#18
Everton fan, Colonel Gaddafi's last wishes were that he should be buried in
the number 18 Gascoigne shirt as he wanted to be buried in the Gaza strip.
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#19
A general calls a colonel: - Do you have a couple of smart majors?
- Yes I do. - Send them to me. I need to move my furniture around.
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#20
Bernie Sanders should change his name to Colonel.
That way he'll surely get the black vote.
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