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Commas Jokes

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Commas Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of commas jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Commas are important.
They are the difference between: You suck, Dick! and You suck dick!
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#2
Commas make all the difference He was fucking up, until the end.
He was fucking, up until the end.
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#3
Things I hate: lists, Oxford
commas, and irony.
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#4
The importance of commas "Let's eat, grandpa!"
said the incestuous cannibal
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#5
"My pleasure, doll" "My pleasure doll" Commas
can make a world of difference...
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#6
A man has been found guilty of overusing commas The
judge warned him to expect a very long sentence.
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#7
Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?
because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.
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#8
"This tweet isn't funny yet.
Welp, better remove all the commas and capital letters! Ah, PERFECTION!" --me
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#9
Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
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#10
I've consumed three coffees plus two energy drinks with black carrot and
what I'm trying to say is there won't be commas in my tweets today.
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#11
"I like cooking my family and my pets." Use commas.
Don't be a psycho.
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#12
Commas are the coolest punctuation, because they're like "Yeah, you
haven't got time to stop, but you can chill for a little bit."
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#13
I think semi-colons have gotten a bad rap.
They should be re-branded as super-commas.
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#14
Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence?
For example : Mr.Walter is in a comma
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#15
I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you,
read, my tweets, like William, Shatner.
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#16
I was texting my friend about why how I loved eating my family and pets.
It was then that I learned of the importance of commas.
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#17
A man has been found guilty of overusing commas, the
judge warned him to expect a very long sentence
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#18
Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea.
If you add commas.
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#19
Ten words, two commas, a punctuation mark and a full stop all appeared in court yesterday.
They're due to be sentenced next week.
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#20
Clever Commas If your Uncle Jack helped you get off an elephant,
would you help your uncle, jack off an elephant.
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