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What Are Commitment Jokes?

Commitment Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of commitment jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If you've never had a 4 hour conversation about which cartoon character
gives the best blowjobs, then I question your commitment to tequila.
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#2
My ex wife claims I have "commitment issues" like I didn't just
wait in line for 30 minutes to get a hot dog at Costco.
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#3
I used to wait for hrs with my finger on the record button of a boom box after requesting a song on the radio.
I'm familiar with commitment.
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#4
If Facebook is conflicting with your real life relationships then it's time to take a break.
We need your full commitment over here.
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#5
Every horse you've ever seen has two people inside them.
Horses aren't real. Commitment is.
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#6
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
A mental hospital.
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#7
Today is National Girlfriend's Day.
But it will never be National Marriage Day. The calendar's just not ready for that kind of commitment.
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#8
Commitment doesn't mean sticking to one person forever, it means keeping
a relationship with someone even though you have lots of options.
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#9
What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?
Head.
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#10
Someone asked me why I only date terminal cancer patients...
They asked if I did it to show them love during their waning months, which is a nice thought. But I'm really just bad with commitment.
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#11
Sure, I'd get married.
But follow him on Twitter? I'm not ready for that kind of commitment.
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#12
Guy asked if I put him in the friend zone.
I was like, whoa slow down there. I'll have sex with you, but friendship is a serious commitment.
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#13
The cat puked under my bed.
Cleanup efforts only made it worse. It's time to renew our commitment to developing alternative sources of cute.
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#14
I made a promise to a dying friend...
...that I'd stop making commitments.
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#15
As a guy, it's not that I have anything against psychiatric wards...
I'm just afraid of commitment.
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#16
A man's idea of serious commitment is usually,
"Oh alright, I'll stay the night."
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#17
When I see JUST MARRIED I like to think it means 'only married' like there
are higher types of commitment but they just settled for marriage
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#18
Agnostics have commitment
issues.
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#19
WIFE: Not your eyes!
You dont have to prove it anymore GUY WHO CLAIMS HE PUTS HOT SAUCE ON EVERYTHING: *thru tears* I made a commitment babe
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#20
If you can fit all your liquor in a cabinet
I question your commitment to alcohol.
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Why do people enjoy Commitment Jokes?
Commitment Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Commitment Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and commitment jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most commitment jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Commitment Jokes?
commitment jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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