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#1
What do you call a group of women with small
breasts An itty bitty titty committee
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#2
Somalis at the Olympics...
The Somalian Olympic Committee issued an official apology earlier in the week, after realising that sailing and shooting are separate events.
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#3
What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus?
A strong reprimand from the ethics committee and immediate recission of all funding.
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#4
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?
A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.
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#5
A committee has narrowed the search for a name for the newly hypothesised 9th planet.
It's between Urpenis and Urvagina.
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#6
[dinosaur naming committee] TERRY: and we will call the
flying one the Terodactyl PTERRY: I've got a crazy idea
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#7
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
A stern letter from the ethics committee and an immediate cessation of funding. *stolen from I Fucking Love Science
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#8
What's a camel?
A horse made by committee.
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#9
The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised
to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!
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#10
A committee is twelve men
doing the work of one.
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#11
As soon as the inauguration is over, I'm getting a position on Trump's ethics committee.
I'm not political, I just need some quite time alone.
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#12
What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?
Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
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#13
FIFA Ethics
Committee
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#14
Q: How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
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#15
The Democratic National Committee.
That's it. That's the entire fucking joke.
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#16
Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal: Shock announcement
from FIFA's Ethics Committee: "FIFA has an Ethics Committee"
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#17
Why Bell laboratories has so many Nobel Laureates?
Because the **Nobel** awarding committee cannot say **No** to **Bel** labs.
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#18
What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?
A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
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#19
[food naming committee] ...
Ok. Cow? - Beef Ground up? - Burger Great. Pig? - Pork Baked & sliced? - Ham Super! Deer? - Venison Fish? - Fish
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#20
I tried donating to the itty-bitty titty committee...
But they don't really need the support
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