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#1
Holy Communion: PRIEST:"This is the body of Christ.
Take it " ME:"Uum,can I instagram it first?" *We laughed & then I was excommunicated*
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#2
I went to an Anglican church recently...
They do communion a little bit differently there. You just walk up, kneel down, and the priest sticks it in your mouth.
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#3
What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?
A communion wafer
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#4
What did the body-building priest say after he was caught eating all the communion?
I was putting on Mass.
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#5
Here in California Catholics use non-fat, high fiber communion wafers.
They call them "I can't believe it's not Jesus"
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#6
"WHO WANTS A PIECE OF ME?!?" -
Jesus, at the first Communion.
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#7
Walked in for bread, walked out with 6 bottles of wine.
Now we're having communion for dinner.
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#8
Customs officials in Europe recently seized a shipment of cocaine that was addressed to the Vatican.
Which can only mean that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford just received a giant box of communion wafers.
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#9
I just went to church and had communion.
Ok it was a gas station and I had 2 donuts but I did say a prayer before scratching my lotto ticket
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#10
Apparently they've come out with low-fat communion wafers Yeah.
They called it *I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus*.
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#11
Apparently the maximum number of times you can keep
getting back in line for Communion wafers is 4.
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#12
Anyone who thinks Jesus wasn't a white man has never
been to communion The body of Christ is a cracker.
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#13
[taking communion at church] I'm a recovering
alcoholic do you have any actual blood?
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#14
They are making gluten free communion wafers now.
I guess you eat them because they represent the beach-body of Christ.
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#15
Me: Gouda would pair nicely with this merlot!
Priest: This is communion... M: Oh. Gouda would taste well with the blood of Chr- P: Leave.
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