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What Are Competition Jokes?

Competition Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of competition jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck !
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#2
I could win an Olympic gold medal If the women's gymnastic balance beam was a male competition too, I could win the gold medal.
I've been mastering a 4 inch wood beam since I was a little kid
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#3
My city is holding their annual incest competition...
I've entered my sister...
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#4
This baby at McDonalds may have started the screaming
competition, but I guarantee I'm going to win it.
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#5
Ever meet one of these people that makes everything a competition?
I've met more.
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#6
Why did the diabetic win the weight lifting competition?
Because he was so good at pumping.
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#7
Fox has a new competition special airing tomorrow night.
"So You Think You Can Prez"
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#8
This isn't a competition!
-People who are losing
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#9
Apple more profitable than Samsung still in 2015 Guess you
could say they definitely out cell the competition.
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#10
Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp?
He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered.
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#11
"Relax.
It's not a competition." "Right. That's what I say." "But I said it first."
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#12
I entered my 10 best puns into a joke competition, hoping they'd win ...
No pun in ten did
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#13
I just won an innuendo competition!
I had to beat off some stiff competition though
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#14
There was a competition in the park today, who could go the longest without sitting or laying down.
I was outstanding.
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#15
Why are there only 49 entrants in the Ms.
Black USA competition? Nobody wants to be I-da-ho.
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#16
I'm thinking about going to the male pornstar tryouts...
... but I heard there's some stiff competition.
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#17
Yo mama is so ugly, she went to an ugly competition
They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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#18
When people see you as a competition,
you already won.
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#19
Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition And was promptly left in embarrassment
when he realized that he'd severely misunderstood the objective.
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#20
When you're trying to watch something and your whole family decides
to have a competition to see who can be the loudest.
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What are the best Competition Jokes?
Our collection features 170 Competition Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Competition Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Competition Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Competition Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Competition Jokes are available?
We currently have 170 Competition Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Competition Jokes?
Competition Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Competition Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and competition jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love competition jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Competition Jokes to share?
A good competition jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Competition Jokes safe for all ages?
Most competition jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Competition Jokes?
competition jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Competition Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Competition Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new competition jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
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