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Complete Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of complete jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I made a belt out of watches once...
It was a complete waist of time.
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#2
If it weren't for marriage, women would have to spend most
of their adult lives arguing with complete strangers.
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#3
Why are uncircumcised people loners?
Because they're complete dicks.
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#4
HELP I had a nightmare that I spent endless hours
online seeking approval from complete strangers
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#5
Why can't John complete a workout?
He tried, but it didn't work out.
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#6
Twitter is the only place where you're thrilled
when a complete stranger starts following you.
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#7
I only smoke for the health tips from
complete motherfucking strangers
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#8
Skeletor: Nice ride He-Man: Thanks Skeletor: Prince Adam has a pet tiger too He-Man: Yeah?
Complete different guy though
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#9
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To complete the joke.
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#10
What's the difference between this post and a fire truck?
A fire truck is red and has four wheels while this post is a complete fucking waste of your time.
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#11
If circumcisions take an hour to complete, how long will you have to work to complete 12?
Around the cock
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#12
Why don't English teachers like parole?
They prefer complete sentences.
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#13
The year is 2246.
Disease and hunger have been eradicated. The terraforming of Mars is complete. The symbol for Save is still a floppy disk.
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#14
Katt williams lost a fight to a 7th grader.
This was not the first time he looked like a complete idiot in front of a crowd.
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#15
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Human Cannonball Barbie ...complete
with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet
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#16
Every now and then I like to do a complete check of my financial situation.
Yep, still nothing'.
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#17
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Death Row Barbie ...comes
complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately
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#18
Ray Rice.
Michael Vick. And now Adrian Peterson. Congratulations, NFL. Your woman/children/animal abuse trifecta is officially complete.
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#19
A man isn't complete until he's married.
Then, he's finished.
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#20
Every time you reply to a text from your ex, Taylor Swift completes another album.
Don't be an enabler. Drop the phone.
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