What Are Computers Jokes?
Computers Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of computers jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
when I talk about computers
I make my motherboard
#2
why Palestinians have the fastest computers?
coz they have RAM-allah
#3
Why are computers in Palestine really fast?
Because they've got Ramallah.
#4
We won't know we've truly made it as a society until
computers in movies stop making beeping noises
#5
Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970.
Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as smart and half as expensive every 18 months.
#6
weed is a gateway drug.
cocaine's a compaq drug. ecstasy is made by hp. heroin is from the guys that do the plastic computers in model homes
#7
how do you know if an asian man robbed your house your homeworks done, your computers
upgraded, and 3 hours later hes still trying to back out the driveway.
#8
What connects the computers in Sauron's office?
A Tolkien Ring network.
#9
Computers and my spouse are very similar in some ways.
If ever there is something wrong, it's probably my fault.
#10
Trump supporters determined to hack berniesanders.com They're just waiting
for their GED results to come in, so they can operate their computers.
#11
My computer crashed.
Now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening.
#12
"Hacker" simply means "a person who is skilled with computers."
To describe a computer criminal, use "Linux user."
#13
What did we call IT before computers ?
The Mail Room
#14
I used to be a fan of Dell's computers...
Now i'm just an air conditioner.
#15
I hope no one tells the kids in Africa we have forums on
our computers where we can just complain about stuff.
#16
Two computers are on a date.
One says to the other, "i'm not your type."
#17
Q: What connects the computers in Sauron's office?
A: A Tolkien Ring network.
#18
Two computers were having sex All
you could hear was 0 0 0 0 0 0
#19
They tried to record the Juno Satellite launch, but their computers were outer space.
Outer. Space.
#20
What do blondes and computer have in common?
You never appreciate them until they go down on you. [Source](http://www.vice.com/kids-telling-dirty-jokes/david-741) edit: computers
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