What Are Conclusions Jokes?
Conclusions Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of conclusions jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
White men can jump
to conclusions.
#2
My favorite sport is jumping
into conclusions
#3
I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions,
pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
#4
Q: Did you hear about the girl who skipped rope while she read?
A: She jumped to conclusions.
#5
Just gonna say...
Number of times Leonard Cohen died before Trump was elected - 0 Number of times after - 1 Draw your own conclusions...
#6
I wonder how many calories women burn by...
... jumping to conclusions.
#7
I love raking all the leaves in my yard into a big pile then running really
fast and jumping to conclusions when people don't text me back.
#8
I'd like to commit suicide to get rid of my indecisiveness
but I don't wanna jump into conclusions.
#9
My wife has a logic fetish...
She's always coming to conclusions.
#10
There are 2 types of people in the world...
Those who can extrapolate conclusions from incomplete data...
#11
My father never told me why he removed the last page of my comics.
I drew my own conclusions.
#12
I love how you changed "Conclusions" to "Learnings" in my PowerPoint.
Any other made-up words I should add?
#13
If I'm found dead in the bathtub clutching a toaster,
check for Pop-Tarts before jumping to conclusions.
#14
Friend said I was becoming antisocial.
Ridiculous. You build one little moat and people jump to hasty conclusions.
#15
My exercise is primarily jumping to conclusions,
stretching the truth and pushing my luck.
#16
My top 5 exercises: -jumping to conclusions -flying off the handle -carrying
things too far -dodging responsibilities -pushing my luck
#17
What's faster than the speed of light?
The speed of *how fast my wife jumps to conclusions*
#18
All conclusions should
be drawn in crayon.
#19
I instantly feel horrible when I judge someone, so I stopped.
Now I make rational conclusions based on insightful observations.
#20
Ladies...
don't jump to conclusions that your boyfriend is cheating just because he never wants you to look at his phone. It's probably just full of porn
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