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Conditions Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of conditions jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
People don't make your heart skip a beat.
Medical conditions do. Idiots.
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#2
Hey, websites, don't worry about me.
I'll accept the fuck out of your terms and conditions.
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#3
Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?
(on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.
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#4
Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?
Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.
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#5
You can even hide a dead body in Terms
& Conditions, No one will ever know.
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#6
A buddy of mine quit his job at the paper mill,
He said the conditions were tearable.
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#7
Dear Internet, Once and for all, I agree to ALL "the terms and conditions" that have or will ever exist.
Jeez!
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#8
BREAKING NEWS: Due to the horrible conditions at Sochi, the Olympics have been moved to a much safer place..
Chernobyl.
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#9
The biggest lie "I have read
the terms and conditions"
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#10
So my wife just hit me with a "mom joke".
She says, "oh look, there's whiteout conditions in Washington D.C. I bet Will Smith is gonna boycott"!
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#11
The doctor told me I should stop masturbating today.
So I look him straight in the eye and asked him "why?". And then he said something about not being able to work in these conditions.
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#12
I get ignored so much that people
call me terms and conditions
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#13
Just signed up for free HBO, but the terms and conditions were
so steep I think I also agreed to carry Steve Buscemi's baby.
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#14
Damn, girl, are you Terms and Conditions?
Because I just want to blindly agree to whatever you say.
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#15
Pretty soon you'll be able to get married online, instead of saying "I
do" you will have to click "I agree to these terms and conditions."
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#16
Adam and Eve: The first people to not
read the Apple terms and conditions.
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#17
I would rather read aloud the iTunes terms and
conditions in Spanish than be at work today.
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#18
Adam: Eve, you read the terms and conditions before using that Apple product right?
Eve: Uh yeah, totally
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#19
I accepted the Microsoft terms and conditions without reading them, and
apparently I'm now responsible for hemming all of Bill Gates' pants.
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#20
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the
Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
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