What Are Connor Jokes?
Connor Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of connor jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Is anyone on Twitter named Sarah Connor?
If so, where do you live? Nothing to worry about, just a simple survey for my neural net processor.
#2
Remember how terrified Sarah Connor was when the Terminator came around the corner @ the hospital in T2?
IMAGINE IF IT HAD BEEN STEVE HARVEY
#3
If Arnold does star in the new Predator movie..
He would probably be sent back in time with his Expendables team to kill the Predator who was the actual John Connor.
#4
Sinead O'Connor has gone missing whilst going out on a bike ride.
I'll start to get worried when it's been seven hours and fifteen days
#5
What do you call a hockey line with Connor McDavid, Taylor Hall, and Nail Yakupov?
The Lottery Line
#6
Sinead O'Connor has been found safe...
She'd been missing for 7 hours and 15 days.
#7
Pretty cool that Sarah Connor saved mankind by raw-dogging a total stranger
claiming to be a time traveller at the height of the AIDS scare.
#8
Dad to kid: "Connor, eat your food!" "Eat your food!" "Eat your food!"
"Eat your food!" Me: *turns around, eats all of kid's food*
#9
Connor O'Connor walked out of a bar...
[because hes irish!](http://replygif.net/i/1083.gif) ...thats pretty much the joke.
#10
"I'll be black" the potato dramatically announced moments
before going into Sarah Connor's freezer -The Termintator
#11
1997: Skynet becomes self-aware 2029: T-1s are sent to kill Sarah Connor 2034: Warranty expires on T-1s.
99% of them break down within hours
#12
When I get a little tipsy I like to go to a random neighbourhood,
knock on the door and say, "Sarah Connor?".
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