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Cons Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cons jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Thanks for being the shoulder to put my head on..
Though being a conjoined twin does have its cons.
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#2
Why is it better to be fat than skinny?
Because the pros LITERALLY outweigh the cons!
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#3
Pros and Cons of Easter Pro: Eating a chocolate bunny that's hollow inside.
Con: Looking in the mirror and realising you're the same.
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#4
Pros and Cons of making something to eat:
Pro: Something to eat Con: Making
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#5
i can't believe i'm on page 3 of an online forum debating the pros
and cons of ceramic, glass, and stainless steel mixing bowls
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#6
Adulthood - Pros: you can eat ice cream in bed.
Cons: this will somehow make you sadder.
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#7
Eternal damnation for the sorry acquaintance who cons you into watching
his favorite film and keeps looking to see if you're reacting.
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#8
What's a good thing about a novelist conman?
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
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#9
Some inmates claimed Blackbeard was best...
but I don't believe in cons' piracy theories.
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#10
Came up with this joke this morning in the shower.
I took a tour of a prison for poets, at the end the warden asked what I thought of it. I said it has its prose and cons.
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#11
Cons of being on The Walking Dead: Almost everyone you know is dead &
the world is a desolate zombie wasteland Pros: No more Adobe updates!
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#12
Obama bans hiring bias against ex-cons seeking federal jobs He was quoted as
says, "well, we politicians need somewhere to work after leaving office".
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#13
This is how I like to review my books:
I look at their prose and cons.
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#14
I've compiled a list of famous athletes who have spent time in prison.
It's a pros and cons list.
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#15
What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
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