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Constipation Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of constipation jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Did you hear about the guy who died of constipation?
Yeah, he stopped giving a shit.
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#2
What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?
They work it out with a pencil!
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#3
Want to hear a joke about a man suffering from constipation?
Tough shit.
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#4
Global Wobbling now causes constipation http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2whgsnc&s=8#.VCJrcPldWQg
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#5
It's too bad National Constipation Day isn't more well-known...
...because currently, no one gives a shit.
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#6
Have you guys heard of the movie constipation?
No, that's because it hasn't come out yet.
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#7
Have you heard of the movie *Constipation*?
"Can't say I have." "That's because it hasn't came out yet."
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#8
How do mathematicians solve constipation?
They just work it out with a pencil!
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#9
I registered to a website for constipation sufferers.
It won't let me logout.
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#10
Have you seen the new movie, "Constipation"?
It may not have come out yet.
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#11
Shit happens You know what they say: shit happens.
That's why every time something bad happens, I pray for constipation.
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#12
Did you ever hear about that movie constipation?
No? Well that's because it never came out
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#13
Username poop_dude: you have been banned from the Constipation Forums.
Reason: arrogance
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#14
How does an accountant relieve his constipation?
He works it out with a pencil
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#15
Have you heard about that new movie, "Constipation"?
...No? That's because it hasn't come out yet.
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#16
TIL that constipation is hereditary.
My dad never gave a shit.
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#17
Have you heard of the movie called constipation?
No? Because it has not come out yet
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#18
Did you hear about the movie,"Constipation"?
...it never came out.
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#19
Have you seem the movie "constipation"?
Of course not, it hasn't come out yet! -Repost from r/funny-
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#20
I think it's a bad sign that when 9 tries to play charades,
everyone's first guess is "constipation."
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