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What Are Constipation Jokes?

Constipation Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of constipation jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#21
Have you heard of that movie, "Constipation"?
It's not out yet.
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#22
Anyone heard of that movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet though. ....
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#23
I have diarrhea and constipation at the same time...
basically, I cant shit... A LOT!
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#24
Did you hear about the pathological liar who went to see the doctor for constipation?
He was full of shit
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#25
Groundhogs Constipation is a bit like watching for groundhogs on Groundhog Day.
You know spring is coming early, but that reclusive rodent is nowhere to be seen.
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#26
Ever heard about that movie called Constipation?
It never came out.
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#27
I went to the doctor with severe constipation, he laughed as he took my urine sample.
I think he's taking the piss but I still couldn't give a shit.
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#28
Have you ever heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No? Most likely because it never came out.
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#29
I bet you haven't heard of this new movie Constipation...
...it hasn't come out yet.
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#30
Did you ever hear about that movie constipation?
No? Well that's because it never came out
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#31
How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?
He worked it out with a pencil
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#32
How does an accountant relieve his constipation?
He works it out with a pencil
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#33
Constipation: Same shit,
different day.
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#34
Has anyone heard of the movie 'Constipation'?
No because it hasn't come out yet. Huehuehuehuehue
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#35
Shit happens You know what they say: shit happens.
That's why every time something bad happens, I pray for constipation.
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#36
How do mathematicians cure constipation?
They work it out with a pencil.
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#37
Have you heard of the new movie "constipation"?
It hasn't came out yet
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#38
Me: " Doctor can you die from Constipation" ?
I'm a bit worried how full of Shit some people are !"
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#39
Constipation Have you heard of the movie constipation?
Probably not. It hasn't come out yet.
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#40
Username poop_dude: you have been banned from the Constipation Forums.
Reason: arrogance
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