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What Are Contact Jokes?

Contact Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of contact jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Teacher: Fill out the parent form.
Me: Why? Teacher: So I can contact you if your kid gets in trouble. Me: *writing* Raised. By. Wolves.
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#2
The worst thing about owls is the way they can maintain
eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
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#3
[shoves the new kid] ur in the wrong ballet class loser, this is for
the experts only [low-5s closest bro while maintaining eye contact]
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#4
How do you contact a cross dresser?
Shemail
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#5
BOSS: You ok?
ME: Yeah, why? BOSS: You have a sign that says "2 Days Without Being Annoyed" [maintaining eye contact, I change it to 0]
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#6
Alarm company: We need your emergency contact info.
Me: (eating chips) My dog doesn't have a cell phone.
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#7
So my dog's pregnant & she's never been in contact with another
dog & I'm having a lot of accusations thrown my way.
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#8
What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?
A criminal record.
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#9
Does anyone want a free microwave?
Contact me. We can talk about how we both want a free microwave
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#10
Just changed the names of all the girls in my
contact list to: "Jake, from State Farm".
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#11
Dear spouse: When I said I needed more physical contact, I was
not aiming for you to high five me whenever I walk by...
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#12
How does Super Mario contact the dead?
He uses a Luigi board.
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#13
My mother once told me to get rid of the assholes in
my life She then complains that I never contact her.
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#14
People say eye contact is important when flirting, but when I
put my finger in someone's eye they never seem to like it.
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#15
"Would you like to import all of your phonebook contacts to
your Twitter account...?" hahahaha yeah, that'll go well
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#16
Nobody really dates anymore.
You just make eye contact, text, hang out, and next thing you know all her clothes are in your closet....
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#17
[makes eye contact with someone through
crack in bathroom stall] hey
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#18
Label every torrent you upload with your e-mail address
and other contact information so peers can thank you
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#19
I made the kids put sunglasses on the snowman so he wouldn't
have to make eye contact with the neighbors.
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#20
I'm at my most Ninja Turtle when I remove a manhole cover & jump into
the sewers to avoid making eye contact with someone I know in public.
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Are Contact Jokes suitable for everyone?
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Why do people enjoy Contact Jokes?
Contact Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Contact Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and contact jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love contact jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Contact Jokes safe for all ages?
Most contact jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Contact Jokes?
contact jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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