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Contempt Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of contempt jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If familiarity breeds contempt and absence makes the heart grow
fonder, then by definition marriage is a terrible idea.
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#2
"Thanks for turning me into an expression of contempt.
Sorry about making delicious nourishment so damned accessible." -Low-hanging fruit
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#3
[Courtroom] Judge: One more word & I'll hold you in contempt!
Me: Yes! *jumps on his lap & throws arms around him* This is nice.
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#4
[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is 'contempt' ME: can you use it in a sentence?
JUDGE: [mocking voice] can you use it in a sentence?
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#5
Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis found in contempt of court and taken into custody...
...making it the first time a public sector employee has gotten in trouble for not doing their job.
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#6
Might get a Gatorade logo tattoo to
symbolize my contempt for thirst.
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#7
It's not fair how teenagers today can avoid social interaction with family
by staring at their phones I had to show my contempt by grunting
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#8
You are not even beneath
my contempt.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and contempt jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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