What Are Continues Jokes?
Continues Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of continues jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Me: Sit.
Dog: (confused dog look) Me: Stay! Dog: (continues packing suitcase)
#2
Artist: I love painting you.
Times are tough. Model: Are you a starving artist? Artist: Kinda. *continues brushing butter on model*
#3
The coal industry has been under a lot of pressure to change
In other news, the diamond industry continues to grow.
#4
What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?
George Lucas.
#5
A guy doesn't go into a bar...
Unaware, the bartender continues serving drinks to other people.
#6
Marriage Proposal In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL.
This tradition still continues - throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES!
#7
I have been checking Facebook less and less.
If this continues, I'll eventually forget about all those people for the 2nd time.
#8
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar.
A practice that still continues
#9
Star Wars Force Awakens joke Im Seriously concerned about new star wars.
If this continues, Well then im very interested, How will the Rey with her training, run with Old Skywalker on her back
#10
[pet shop] ME: I'm looking for a dog that can talk OWNER: Try this one ME: [to dog] Can you talk?
DOG: No ME: My search continues
#11
In other news...
An airplane crashed into a cemetery this morning. 400 bodies have already been found and the search continues.
#12
*continues telling story that you've clearly
indicated you've heard before*
#13
Incredible Hulk Experiment-Day 13 Just woke up.
Still not a Hulk. Looks like I ate all those moldy bagels for nothing. -Research Continues
#14
*Cop yells at dog* LADY WHAT ARE U DOING *dog continues to give birth*
THATS IT UR GETTING A TICKET FOR *looks directly at camera* LITTERING
#15
Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people
don't know is that that quote continues, "......afraid of Chuck Norris."
#16
These bar stools are creaky!!
[continues to fart on first date]
#17
Floody hell!
If this continues they'll have to rename it the Eiffel beacon.
#18
Coordinate geometry is terrible.
I failed the last test, but it turns out that the next unit continues it. Will I ever get distance from it?
#19
[at Eminem show] Cuz I am / whatever you say I am / [from crowd] "Ur a pony!
Ur a tablecloth!" The shapeshifting continues for hours.
#20
*sees a racoon in the neighbor's trash* I won't say anything if you don't.
*continues rummaging*
Why People Enjoy Continues Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and continues jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love continues jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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