What Are Corporations Jokes?
Corporations Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of corporations jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I'll believe corporations are people
when Texas executes one.
#2
The year is 2030: All corporations have merged and every
night before bed you say a prayer to your cable company.
#3
I'll believe corporations are people when conservatives
ban them from marrying each other.
#4
Birthdays were invented by big wax corporations
to sell more candles with numbers on them.
#5
I love it when corporations have a sassy "human" Twitter presence,
like their CEO wouldn't cut your mom's throat for a nickel.
#6
Presidents Day was created by big corporations
to get you to buy more presidents.
#7
So now that corporations are people...
McDonalds just became the first corporation diagnosed with a disease... Aspbergers
#8
If corporations are people then that's really gross
because we walk inside of them all the time.
#9
In Soviet Russia ...
the Government owns the Corporations.
#10
Corporations big and small rejoice as taxes are lowered in St.
Louis for businesses. Once again proving that famous saying; Missouri loves companies.
#11
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Your move, multinational agricultural biotechnology corporations.
#12
I won't believe corporations are
people Until Texas executes one.
#13
I just became the mayor of "Giving Away Tons of Personal Data to Corporations
and Government Agencies Because I'm an Idiot" on FourSquare!
#14
rroses are red, violets are blue, Valentine's Day was invented
by big corporations so they could sell more anti-depressants
#15
Now the Supreme Court has ruled that corporations are legally a person
with rights, there are a lot of rape charges I'm filing against them.
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