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Counsel Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of counsel jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Opposing counsel licks his thumb every time he turns a page in his
file and basically I didn't even know this rage inside me existed.
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#2
BEAR JUDGE: Counsel, this is your last warning, you cannot--
LAWYER: *plays dead* BEAR JUDGE: Where did he go
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#3
Dear law students: my opposing counsel just asked her witness how old she was when she turned 18.
You'll be fine.
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#4
Judge: Ms Spears, how do you plea?
"I'm not. that. innocent." *frustrated defense counsel tosses like 9000 papers in the air*
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#5
What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?
**Am I being retained?** **Am I being retained?**
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#6
JUDGE: so u plan to plead insanity?
ME: let me double-check with my counsel *moves 2 ft over, puts on tie, nods* ME: thats correct ur honor
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#7
me: How many calls do I get?
cop: one me: What do you think is more likely? a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel?
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#8
What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
The prostitute stops screwing the client when they die. Source: eavesdropping on the legal counsel at work.
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#9
In the 1945-6 Nuremberg Trials what should have been the opening statement from the defence counsel representing the Nazi War criminals?
'If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.'
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#10
Lawyer: As My Lord knows,...
Judge: Don't presume I know it, counsel. Lawyer: Beg pardon. *clears throat* As My Lord ought to know...
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#11
Me: Why doesn't he love me?
Nachos: Eat more of me and find out! Me: *Chewing* So? Nachos: We need outside counsel. Send pizza down here.
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