What Are Countries Jokes?
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#1
If I've learned anything from listening to world news, it's that the world is full of countries I've never even heard of.
(An American)
#2
It's awesome that 4th of July is in the summer.
But it sucks for countries like Australia who have to watch fireworks in the winter. SUKAZ!
#3
When it comes to Arab countries, the US is like that damaged
girl who dates bad boys, "because I can change him."
#4
Countries..
We used to have empires ruled by emperors. We used to have kingdoms ruled by kings. Now we have countries.
#5
I tried to read a book on Nordic countries, but...
I tried to read a book on Nordic countries, but I couldn't Finnish.
#6
What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?
Haram Baes
#7
There are two types of countries on this planet ones that
use the metric system and the one that got to the moon
#8
Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?
They don't want to leave their brothers behind
#9
In America she's called "Miley" Cyrus, but in other countries she's
called "What America would be like if it were a person".
#10
Greece just demanded royalties from all countries in the world for using democracy "As for Russia,
they don't have to pay us anything"- Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras clarified earlier today.
#11
Empires were run by emperors...
Kingdoms were run by kings, Now we have countries.
#12
Hamburglar search history: sentence for stealing burgers do inmates
get burgers what is prison "beef" countries that don't extradite
#13
Landlocked countries with beach volleyball
teams: who do you think you're fooling?
#14
Top UN officials asked Vladimir Putin to stop annexing
countries He responded: Oh go Crimea river
#15
If countries don't want revolutions, they should stop putting large public squares in the middle of their cities.
So stupid!
#16
Unraveling iPod earbuds in less than 10 minutes qualifies
you to perform surgery in most 3rd world countries.
#17
So, since The Earth is the third Planet of our Solar System,
that would make us all from ''Third World Countries.''
#18
WHY DO WE ALLOW OTHER COUNTRIES TO TAG THEIR NAME ON TO SOMETHING AND SELL US LIES WHEN THEY DO IT WRONG?
CANADIAN BACON? ENGLISH MUFFINS?
#19
Apparently, women in muslim countries can't drive.
They can't do it here either.
#20
I feel like I've eaten three countries!
...namely Turkey, Chile and Greece.
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