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What Are Cow Jokes?

Cow Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cow jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My wife likes to tell me she is worshipped in india...
She's a fat cow.
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#2
What did the cow say to the hay?
I chews you
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#3
Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?
It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...
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#4
How do cows communicate?
Moorse code.
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#5
Reddit, what is your go to Q & A joke?
The cornier the better. What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick. What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky.
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#6
How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ??
- hold a bingo !!
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#7
What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?
Hugh Heifer
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#8
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for 15 years
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#9
What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat!
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#10
What do you call a group of cows smoking marijuana.
High steaks
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#11
So I was outside on the farm yesterday when this cow comes charging at me and attempts to jump over the barbed wire fence...
It was an udder disaster.
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#12
There are thirty cows and twenty eight chickens.
How many didn't? Ten of them.
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#13
I tried to open a store that specialized in leather made from cow nipples...
It was an udder catastrophe
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#14
Why don't cows hang out with camels?
They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.
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#15
Sex like me is like 'The Mermaid Joke' on /r/jokes right now.
Hot, bloody, and it ends with a dead cow.
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#16
What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?
Mooslim
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#17
What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?
An udder failure.
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#18
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? YOUR MOMMA!
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#19
What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?
It was an udder catastrophe.
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#20
How do you end beef with someone?
With the assistance of your friend, use a machete to chop the cow into pieces.
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