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#1
A guy at work calls me "Partner" and another guy calls me "Chief".
Apparently we're playing Cowboys and Indians and I'm a double agent.
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#2
Who do zombie cowboys fight?
Deadskins.
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#3
Why are cowboys uncircumcised?
So they have a place to put their chewing tobacco when they eat.
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#4
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
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#5
Why are cowgirls Bowlegged?
Because Cowboys eat with their Hats on.
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#6
Football player Michael Sam got picked up by the Cowboys...
He's the first openly gay cowboy since Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain.
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#7
What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?
Eventually the baby stops crying
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#8
Two cowboys looking at the desert horizon and a bunch of indians appear coming towards them...
-Are they enemies or friends? -They are obviosly friends, they are coming altogether.
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#9
Two gay cowboys:
"Y'up?" "Yup."
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#10
What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
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#11
Why are cowboy hats curled up on the sides?
Cowboys can sit three abreast in the front seat of a pickup truck that way.
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#12
Top 3 lies told by Wyoming cowboys 1) I own this truck.
2) I won this belt buckle in a rodeo. 3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
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#13
Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
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#14
Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?
The Cowboys' endzone; because no one goes there
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#15
With Murray testing free agency maybe the cowboys should pick up both Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson on the cheap!
They would be a good one two punch!
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#16
Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?
So they can get a long little doggie.
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#17
Why do cowboys have foreskin?
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
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#18
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
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#19
Who do zombie cowboys fight?
Deadskins.
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#20
How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
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