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#1
What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?
I am Root.
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#2
What did the heatsink say to the CPU?
"I'm a huge fan!"
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#3
Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?
A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
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#4
What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?
Ow! That megahertz!
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#5
Why did AMD release black edition cpu?
Cause they run faster than white.
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#6
What did the CPU say to the RAM?
Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.
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#7
Why does the CPU never get any work done?
Because it gets interrupted constantly.
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#8
an icicle got in a fight with a cpu it's okay,
it's all water under the sandy bridge now
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#9
What's so good about being a CPU?
Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.
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#10
How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?
It took the bus.
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#11
Stupid people need a CPU upgrade, colorblind people need a GPU upgrade.
Just thought of this a few minutes ago, thought you guys might like it.
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